Apparently some pretty expensive shit was stolen and the security guards had no idea what happened. Honestly, I would be pissed, too.
Seth Green freaks out…
Posted in Uncategorized with tags freaking, freaks, green, out, seth, video on October 6, 2009 by jb1011High school football team misses field goal…and wins?
Posted in Sports, Stupid with tags anyway, bizarre, expires, field, Football, goal, High, misses, play, school, team, terrible, time, vermont, wins on October 1, 2009 by jb1011Vermont high school football should be abolished.
Because today, I learned something. I learned that in football, it is possible to miss the go ahead field goal with seconds remaining and STILL win the game. What you are about to watch is, without a doubt, the WORST football play in the history of football, at any level, that I have ever seen.
Just watch the video below. Why those kids were standing there in the first place boggles my mind.
You don’t have to be stupid to realize something here – It’s a field goal! You let the ball hit the ground, the game ends. You catch it, (I don’t know why you would anyway) and you take a knee, the game is over. You stand to the side of the field picking your ass, the game is over. You run around the field naked shouting obscenities, the game is over. You literally do anything BUT what this kid does, and the game is over, you win.
This is just as much the coaches fault as it is the stupid kids. I still don’t understand why those kids were standing there.
1:31 seconds in
People of Walmart!
Posted in Uncategorized with tags funny, of, people, Pictures, red necks, wal-mart, walmart, website on September 30, 2009 by jb1011AKA the greatest website/blog of all-time!
I can’t believe I haven’t heard of this sooner. Basically, what it is is an assortment of photo’s from the most interesting people who shop at the controversial mega store. It was created by the three coolest college students I wish I knew. From the website:
“Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels.”
Below are a couple of my personal favorites.
Wow.
Cars of wal-mart. Just go check out the site www.peopleofwalmart.com
Was Disney really anti-semitic?
Posted in Uncategorized with tags Nazi, disney, walt, anti semitic, jewish, hate, family, guy, three, little, pigs, cleveland show, season, premiere on September 28, 2009 by jb1011
Honestly, I don’t know, but Family Guy apparently thinks so. Really fucked up stuff!
I did a little research. Here is an explanation from the Disney website in regards to Disney’s anti-semitic rumors.
“How do myths like Walt’s supposed anti-Semitism begin? Did Walt make offhand comments about the Jewish union members during the painful strike of 1940? Likely. Might some of his executives have harbored anti-Semitic feelings that were wrongly ascribed to Walt himself? Very possibly. Did some of his early cartoons — notably “Three Little Pigs” — contain the kind of unpleasant Jewish caricatures that were common to many cartoon studios at the time? Certainly. Did a few Jewish men who had difficult relationships with Walt speculate that the reason was because they were Jewish? Also yes. Does all this add up to an anti-Semite? Not by any means.”
So, just because he made some anti-semitic comments towards union members during a strike, and just because everyone he worked with was anti-semitic, and just because some of his cartoons had anti-semitic feelings, and just because he fought with “a few” jewish men, and just because, and just because … that doesn’t make him an anti-semite!
Give me a FUCKING break!
Anyway, A+ for the family guy season premiere, was definitely one of the funnier episodes you will ever see. As for The Cleveland Show? Eh…
Can Kimbo Slice save UFC Heavyweights?
Posted in Sports with tags Heavyweights, Kimbo, Slice, UFC on September 24, 2009 by jb1011Kimbo is slated to fight some fat ass redneck next Wednesday. Can he save the show from complete failure?
They better sure as hell hope so, because the first two episodes, or rather, the first two fights of the UFC flagship show, were pathetic, to put it best.
Seriously, first weeks fight consisted of one guy laying on top of another guy for 30 minutes, flapping around and such. It was like watching two whales have sex. This last week, the fight consisted of one extremely large but out of shape asshole, versus another out of shape asshole who ran away from the latter the entire fight. Both guys struggled to catch their breath by the end of the first round. Maybe boxing is the better sport after all?
Maybe, but Heavyweights aren’t the best MMA class, anyway.
Is Kimbo a Fraud or is he the real deal? Wednesday maybe we will find out.
You people make me sick.
Posted in Uncategorized on September 22, 2009 by jb1011Here are the most common seach enginge terms that people have entered on google or yahoo to get to my blog the past couple of days.
“Search Engine Terms“
These are terms people used to find your blog.
Today
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| girl shit her pant | 2 |
| female pant shitting | 1 |
| girls that shit there pants | 1 |
| shit show porn | 1 |
| girl shitting | 1 |
| shitting her pants | 1 |
| pants shitting video | 1 |
| megan fox fucing | 1 |
| everclear i was trashed | 1 |
| drunk “shit her pants” | 1 |
Yesterday
| Search | Views |
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| lagarrette blount | 2 |
| shit panties | 2 |
| shitting girls | 1 |
| college shitshow | 1 |
| shitting girl | 1 |
| shit her pants picture | 1 |
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Here are more dumb search engine terms that people have used to get here.
| megan fox fucking | 11 |
| ladies shitting | 3 |
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| shitting in italia | 1 |
Hmm? Shitting in Italia?
And the all-time number one grossest/most perverted thing someone has googled ….
| clifford the big red dick | 1 |
HAHAHA YOU SICK FUCKS!
Talk like a pirate day?
Posted in Stupid with tags a, carribean, day, disney, like, mate, murder, of, pirate, pirates, rapists, Stupid, talk on September 19, 2009 by jb1011ARRRRRRRGH!
Apparently today we are supposed to celebrate some sort of retarded holiday called “talk like a pirate day”, “created” in the 1990’s by two douchebags who had nothing better to do with their time.
I really need to clear something up here for a second.
PIRATES = ASSHOLE’S. PIRATES MURDERED, STOLE, RAPED, ETC. THEY WERE CRIMINALS!
So what the fuck are we celebrating for?
This cute shit that Disney markets to kids is NOT what pirates are like. Pirates do not wear eye shadow, for one. Pirates are not quirky, witty, nor are they cute. Pirates are fucking dickheads who will steal your money, stab you in your heart and then rape your mother while you look on on the ground, bleeding to death.
Pirates = not worth celebrating.
Thanks for the eyeliner, mate.
The girl who cried rape.
Posted in Uncategorized with tags alcohol, bathroom, claim, College, Dorm, drugs, fake, gangbang, Girl, hofstra, max, rape, Sex, Tucker on September 17, 2009 by jb1011Rape
1. The act of forcing one to have sexual intercourse.
RAPE = FORCE.
One girl from Hofstra University in Hempstead, NY, apparently doesn’t understand this, after accusing four men of raping her, then admitting she made the story up.
“So, If I like, get really drunk, and have a gang-bang in my dorm bathroom with four dudes I just met, then regret it the next day, is that like rape?”
No.
“But what if like, my boyfriend finds out the next day, should I tell him that I just got raped so it’s not like I cheated? And should I like tell the cops too, so he believes me?”
No, dude. That’s really not cool. Shit. You can ruin people’s lives by doing that.
Let’s make something clear here: Falsely accusing someone of rape can be just as serious and damaging as being raped.
You know there are girls out there that have done this, and gotten away with it. Guys lives have been ruined because of what they thought was just a fun night with a girl, a one night stand, an innocent hook-up, etc. Then the girl regrets it the next day, and cries rape. This shit happens all the time! And it’s flat out ridiculous. I’m not trying to be an insensitive dick here, but it’s true. And it’s really, really fucked up.
Yes, it’s not cool to get a girl really really drunk (and not be drunk yourself), take advantage of her, etc. That’s not cool. But that’s not rape, either. That’s just being a dick. Crying rape when you regret banging some dude that looks like Shrek? That ain’t rape, nah. That’s just foolish.
Below is a pic of the gangbangers celebrating like they just won the superbowl after being released from jail. Rejoice, fella’s, your butthole’s are safe.
Go to Newsday.com to read the story.
Your Computer is INFECTED!
Posted in Stupid with tags Computer, computer virus, dell, Infections, porn, Spyware, sucks, Virus, windows, xp on September 17, 2009 by jb1011
H1V1 MS - Swine Flu Microsoft .
My computer has the swine flu.
You know those viruses you get that actually claim to be VIRUS REMOVERS! I have that shit. Oh, the irony.
The virus was gone for two days (or so I thought). Then, like a bad case of herpes, like the little poo that just won’t flush, it just comes right back up to fuck with me. So, I took it to Computer Renaissance and they tell me that it’s pretty serious and that I NEED A NEW HARD DRIVE! Over 200 dollars of damage. Fuck my life. I need to stop downloading porn.
Yeah, OK!
Serena Williams will kill you.
Posted in Sports with tags 2009, clijsters, disqualified, Finals, i will kill you, kim, match, meltdown, rage, semi finals, Serena, tennis, US open, Williams, yelling on September 13, 2009 by jb1011Is this bitch on steroids or what?
Chill out Serena. It’s just tennis. Nobody cares, anyway.
